Once upon a time, in a far off land, existed the Tator
kingdom. There was King Tator, Queen Tator, and Princess Tator. Princess
Tator would soon come of age and needed to begin looking for a husband.
Over time both King and Queen Tator provided a number of potential suitors
for their daughter, but none pleased her. Then one day the Princess
ran to her parents and excitedly announced that she had at last found her
future husband. Well, King and Queen Tator were now also excited
and asked their daughter to tell them who she had chosen. Princess
Tator replied that she would be marrying Walter Cronkite. Her parents
were aghast! "We cannot allow you to marry Walter Cronkite?",
they said, "After all, you are a royal Tator and Walter Cronkite is only
a commentator."