Here are "Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:"
 - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
 - Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
 - Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
 - Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
 - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
 - There go the lights again...
 - "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of 'em.
 - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
 - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
 - What's this doing here?
 - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
 - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
 - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
 - Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
 - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
 - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
 - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
 - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
 - Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!