Why is it that when two planes nearly collide they call it a near miss, shouldn't they call it a near hit?

How does a thermos knew whether a drink should be hot or cold?

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too?

Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

Why do we play at recitals and recite at plays?

How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face, but hangs its head out the window when you are driving?

If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we  ever know?

If you spill spot remover on a dalmation, will it's spots disappear?

Can God make a rock so big that even he cannot lift it?

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why is it that when you are driving down the road looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

How does the snowplow driver get to work?

Why are there braille dots on the keypad at drive up ATMs?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

Seeing as the little black box on planes is so indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Wool does.

When someone says they are a pathelogical liar, should you believe them?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why at an AA meeting do they stand up and say their name, if it's supposed to be Anonymous?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If you can't drink and drive, why do Bars have parking lots