10 Reasons computers must be female.

• 1. Picky, picky, picky.
• 2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
• 3. Beauty is only shell deep.
• 4. When you ask what's wrong, they say nothing.
• 5. They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
• 6. They turn simple statements into big productions.
• 7. Small talk is important.
• 8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
• 9. They make you take out the garbage.
• 10. Miss a period and they go wild.