10.     @:^{                   (No one will buy my Persian rugs!)

9.     d:^P                      (Boy, the Pirates suck this year!)

8.     D^)-[O-[               (I think it's about time Adam West moved on, don't you??)

7.     :^)^                       (Hi, I'm Kirk Douglas)

6.     [{]                        (I keep my mustache in a box overnight for safe keeping)

5.     o():^)>-|--#-[         (Who wants haggis?)

4.     :^)^-|8--[                (Hi, I'm Kirk Douglas starring in The Birdcage)

3.     8O 8O 8O             (The dog tracked mud all over my clean floor!)

2.     :^(-|--r-[                 (But you said size didn't matter!)

1.     |>*:^0                    (Holy Cow! There's an axe in my head!!)