For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise.  Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark.  Thus we call these bulbs dark suckers.  The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

    First the basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.  For instance, examine the dark suckers in the room you are in.  There is much less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere.  The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark.  Dark suckers in the parking lot have a much higher ability to suck dark than the ones in this room.  And, as with all things, dark suckers cannot last forever.  Once they are full of dark they can no longer suck.  This is proved by the black spot in the center of a full dark sucker.

    A candle is a very primitive dark sucker.  A new candle has a white wick.  You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all that dark that has been pulled into it.  If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black.  This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.  Unfortunately, the primitive dark sucker is disadvantaged due to its limited range.

    There are also portable dark suckers.  In these, the bulb can't handle all of the dark by themselves and must be aided by a dark storage unit.  When the dark storage unit is full, it must either be emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.

    Dark has mass.  When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from the mass generates heat.  Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.  Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass.  This generates a great amount of heat and it is, therefore, not wise to touch an operating candle.  Also, dark is heavier than light.  If you were to swim just below the surface of a lake you  would notice it getting gradually darker.  When you got really deep you would be in total darkness.  This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the light floats on top.

    This is why light is called light.

    Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light.  If you were to stand in a lighted room in front of a closed closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet.  But since the dark is so fast you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.  Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is really a dark sucker.