***************Bumper Stickers**************
 

•   I love animals, they taste great.
•   EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
•   "Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."
•   Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
•   I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
•   Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
•   He who laughs last thinks slowest!
•   Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
•   A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
•   Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
•   I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
•   Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
•   happy.
•   Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
•   I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.
•   Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
•   Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
•   Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
•   We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
•   All generalizations are false, including this one.
•   "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
•   I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
•   We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
•   Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
•   Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
•   Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
•   Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
•   If you are psychic - think "HONK"