Bagbiter:
        1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently.
        2. adj.:  Failing hardware or software.  "This bagbiting system
        won't let me get out of spacewar."  Usage: verges on obscenity.
        Grammatically separable; one may speak of "biting the bag".
        Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS, BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS,
        CHOMPER, CHOMPING.