10. Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters.
9. Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year's French Open.
8. Although a sprinter, he won the Indy 500.
7. His red and yellow jersey reads, "Track Cartel de Colombia."
6. Remainder of high jump event postponed until he lands.
5. Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet.
4. Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years.
3. According to the urine test, he's six-week's pregnant.
2. Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just "walk it off."
1. Has switched her shower song from "I Feel Pretty" to "Old Man River."